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DUMB HISTORY #01 SCORE: 9.5/10

The 1518 Strasbourg Dancing Plague

Frau Troffea danced until her feet bled. City officials reviewed this biological meltdown and prescribed a live DJ band.

DUMB SCIENCE #01 LAVA BOUNCE THUD!

What Happens If You Jump In A Volcano?

You don't sink dramatically like a dying cyborg. You bounce with a thud and sizzle like a sausage on a hot skillet.

DUMB SCIENCE #02 PLAQUE SQUAD

The Real Cause of Cavities

Sugar is innocent. Your mouth is occupied by a redneck bacterial militia that eats carbs and pees corrosive acid onto your enamel.

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